"Writing is the flip side of sex – it's good only when it's over."
- Hunter S. Thompson
I'm Eli Goldsworthy, and I like to write. I've got a bumpy past, but a clear future. I'm not the only one with problems, but I'm up to my ears in them. People will hear about me one day, whether I'm the one who went mad, or that I'm the kid with a stroke of genius.